a very naughty (and nice) valentine's day gift guide


ONLY NY Herring Socks- nothing says true love like a cotton blend sock reminding your valentine to get his heart healthy Omega's.

Dolce & Gabbana Black and White Dot-Pattern Silk Satin Jacquard Bow Tieutilize at your own discretion. 

Moon Juice Sex Dust- An aphrodisiac warming potion that will send waves of blood to all the right places.  The gift that keeps giving, V-Day and beyond.




See By Chloe Lizzie Textured Leather Backpack- Carry around your valentines affection in style. 

Neom Sensuous Candle- Set a relaxing and rejuvenating tone with this 100% natural, ethically sourced, and finely crafted candle made without any artificial ingredients. 

Hu Kitchen Almond Butter + Puffed Quinoa Chocolate Bar- What's a Valentine's Day without something sweet? Give your sweetie some almost "guilt-free" chocolate. This bar is made with cacao and unrefined organic coconut sugar and contains no cane sugar, soy lecithin, or emulsifiers. You will never look at that red heart shaped box again. 


Barbour Wax Dog Coat- Keep your four legged valentine warm, dry, and protected in classic style. 

USA Made Free Range Bully Stick- Dog crack....literally. Henry Pepper lives for these. 

LL Bean Therapeutic Dog Couch-  Why get a bed when you can get your fur baby a couch?